Friday, July 17, 2009
The Daily Pointlessness...
Endless Mystery List: The Female Mind
I'm convinced that eons past the point where the male mind has been completely unraveled, decoded, poked, prodded, probed into submission, and then stuffed in a jar to sit on a musty shelf in a university basement, scientists will still be having fistfights over where to start in their attempts to decode the FEMALE mind. Take this mystery for instance: SHORT SKIRTS.
Why? WHY?? WHY on EARTH do women wear short skirts (above the knee) only to have to subject themselves to what must be unbearable knee-locked discomfort (possibly hours on the train) in their attempts to keep some geezer from climbing the mountaintop and eyeballing their holy land? For God's sake, if you don't want anyone peeping your panties, either a) wear a longer skirt, or 2) wear some got damned pants. If, on the other hand, you have some weird voyeuristic streak and get off on showing off your netherlands, then email the details to me at once, so that I may be the judge as to whether or not you do indeed have a prize worthy pudenda.