Friday, June 19, 2009

New York STINKS.


Get off the train in Grand Central... mmm...smell that musty train funk (don't get caught in a Metro North car with a bathroom- you'll be smelling something a lot more than musty).

Walk into a subway station... mmm...smell that faint (and sometimes not-so-faint) vomity/uriny aroma...plus some other kind of subway train funk.

Walk in the streets-- smell that:
  • Diesel oil/exhaust
  • rotting garbage vomity aroma
  • urine
  • mystery street steam funk
  • all of the above if you get too close to a bum, plus a few other stenches
And it all mixes so well with the aromas of pizza, flame-grilling (burgers & steaks), and other great food aromas... really helps build that appetite.

2 comments:

  1. Ah, but you forget the fine fragrant aroma of too much perfume trying to mask the fact that the wearer hasn't bathed in about 6 months.
    Perfumes/colognes are not a substitute for good personal hygene, people!

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  2. And of course regarding personal "fragrances"- the strongest ones are either silly white bitches with too much Chanel, or some cheap mo fo wearing some High Karate, or maybe Brut.... by Faberge....

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