Thanks For The Show...

Since there is NO WAY women can be dumb enough to NOT realize that white pants are SEE THROUGH in the sun light, I would like to thank all the nice-assed women out there for the free show. Thongs are a treat. Commando is a surprise. 300 pounds in white pants with a thong OR commando is an emetic.

As for the coin-slot sluts-- so what exactly do I get if I drop in a quarter???

Weebles Wobble...

but they don't fall down. At least, that's the way it was with the old toys. But dumb ass human weeblers, who wobble all over the sidewalk like drunks, will DEFINITELY fall down, when I punch them in their heads. Why do so many people seem to have trouble walking a simple straight line along the sidewalk? Maybe you should HANG UP AND WALK.

The Salesperson LIED.

Sorry...but regardless of what the salesperson told you- the $400 hideously ugly plastic glasses frames do nothing to improve your 300 pound appearance.

Wear Some Socks, Damnit!

I'm not sure exactly what it is about the sight of men wearing leather loafers without socks that irks me. Maybe it's the knowledge of the God-Awful stench that rises up when those bareback piggies are peeled from the confines of the cowhide. Or just that there's something obnoxious and or pretentious about it (I only see it being done by rich white men). Or maybe it's just that it looks teh ghey.

The Daily Pointlessness...

So Where the hell is DADDY??? This dimbulb is upset that eBay keeps thwarting her attempts to auction baby #7's name... "Drummond — whose children are 19, 16, 14, 3, 2 and 1 — is due to deliver her seventh child on Sept. 16. She said the idea to sell the first name of the child, her second son, "just came" to her while thinking of ways out of her financial funk."

So she can't afford six kids, and number 7 is due... hell, I'll send her a tube of spermicide for FREE.

The Daily Pointless...

ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIER!

I'm sure jesus would have been proud... Miley Cirus dances around "stripper pole" in short-shorts, with a big cross dangling from her neck...

The Daily Pointlessness...

Ignoranus Sues College Because She Can't Get a Job...

Read the article, then read the actual court filing... please, remember to breathe between laughing jags...

http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/images/08/03/thompson.pdf

I was going to comment on various things in her filing, including the spelling and grammatical errors..but someone might accuse me of being racist or something for making fun of ebonics (of course, the person's race is mentioned nowhere)...

Yes, there certainly is a major failure here- but it ain't the college...