Holy Crap from the Holy Land!

Wow-- THREE years now since my last post!  What utter pointlessness, eh!

So I put my money where my ass was, and went and moved my entire family to the Holy Land.  What the ever livin' HELL was I thinking!  Or as someone said- "My sons, my sons, what have I done!".  Now I won't be "one of those Americans over there telling us what to do"...now I'm "one of those Americans over here" tellin' 'em what to do...